DRUMMING OF DONNIE JR. THE PIG DICKS BABY BOY ARE ALL JUST PUSSY LIPS

 

What is better than bullshit> 

Probably wolf brand chili and some scrambled eggs with loss pride cheese wrapped in a war torn scorched from the fire mission style tortilla, all on sale mind you, all bought for the cause. I miss the American war, the American enemy I should say. For 20 years I've read about war from Iraq and Afghanistan, terrorism in the general speaking clone cable news phrasing to propagate and all impressive victory. Every news cycle engineered to dispel thought crime of any other outcome but absolute pulverization of the enemy  to  we were saving these miserable fuckers from the evils of terrorism and dictatorial monster regimes, all to spread democracy and civilization, build roads and schools, to set an example of shining democracy-freedom to the rest of the dark and inauspicious world, but who cares. Right on AMIGO

I can't remember the last time I ate a whole bag of RUFFLES CHIPs. OH yeah, I just did, with ranch and a lot of fucking hate for the world. I just can't seem to put out the flames of rage. What's a BRUDDY to do, what about 

SOME HUGE FUCKING DUDES/?/ 

Where the fuckin A is Adam THE ONE TWELVE? A call to arms thyn droogies. 

The guidelines to freedom are being re written like re-cutting of the pizza, I'm going for fucking squares from here on out. The delight for tonight shall be the last pizza by the slice. DADDING MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS THE WAY WE DO IT LIKE OR LEAVE IT BRUDDY. If the whole fucking world is going mad I want full price upfront row motherfucking seats with free drink refills and a fucking tug job deluxe, good pot and beaten half to death before i fucking leave. 

:MY JOB IS TO FOLLOW THE FUCKING LETTER OF THE LAW:

...AND WITH THAT DUTY I INTEND ON FUCKING ALL WHO OPPOSE ME IN THE ASS WITH UN NOTICEABLE REGRET OR EMOTION...I'LL ANSWER ALL THE FUCKING QUESTIONS NEEDED. 

 

Just remember this you bastards: